Mother Huggin’ (GREASE Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
We guarantee this will be the strangest Mother’s Day song you’ll hear this year… Instead of the classic song from the movie, GREASE, “Summer Lovin'” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Mother Huggin'”
Lyrics:
Mother Huggin, Tight In Her Grasp
Son I Love Him, Grown Up So Fast
She gave me LIFE, Doted on Me
Got Stretch Marks Permanently
BUT SOMEDAY, I’LL (He’ll) MOVE AWAY
BUT NOT OH, WITHOUT A FIGHT
A WELL-a, WELL-a, WELL-a, HUH!
DOES HIS CHORES, MAKE HIS S’MORES
KISS THE SCRAPES ON HIS ARM
BASEMENT DOORS, KITCHEN DRAWERS
LOCKED TO KEEP HIM FROM HARM
TIDE PODS (doo doo)
STAY LOCKED (doo doo)
HANDS OFF (doo, doo, doo, doo)
BROUGHT A GIRL HOME, SEXY & GLAM
I DIDN’T LIKE HER, SEEMED LIKE A TRAMP
SHE’S GOT DRIVE, MA, SHE’LL MAKE YA PROUD!
SHE’S F1, JUST FAST & LOUD
MOTHER SON, I LOVE YOU A TON
BUT NO GIRL WILL EVER BE RIGHT
A WELL-a, WELL-a, WELL-a, HUH!
LIPS ARE SORE, AQUAPHOR
KISS HIS FOREHEAD AT NIGHT
OH MY LORD, CUT THE CORD
SPOONS ME TIL MORNING LIGHT!
Wow, Mommy dow, mommy dow
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy
dow, Mommy, Mommy dow
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy,…
SHE CUTS THE CRUST OFF MY PBJ!
HIS ONLY FLAWS ARE, HIS DAD’S DNA!
SHE LETS ME LIVE UP IN HER LOFT
PLAYS WITH HIMSELF, WITH HIS DOOR LOCKED
MAMA SINGS, NURSERY THINGS,
TURN UP MY PROJECTOR NIGHT LIGHT
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
EAT YOUR CORN! CLEAN YOUR DORM!
SHE CAN BE SUCH A NAG
FED HIM FOURTHS, FROM THE SOURCE
… TIL HE MADE YOUR BOOBS SAG
Son & Mom, Son & Mom, Son & Mom, Son & Mom
Son & Mom, Son & Mom, Son & Mom, Son & Mom
Son & Mom YEAH!!!!
WE “GOT RID OF”, HIS STEP-FATHER, DAN
I DUG THE HOLE ON STATE FOREST LAND!
TOLD THE COPS, HE SKIPPED TOWN ON ME!
I BURNED HIS CLOTHES, WITH FRESH GASOLINE!
CAUGHT SOME HEAT, BUT MOMMY & ME
OOOOO AH, BOTH HAD ALIBIS
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
WASH HIS CLOTHES, WIPE HIS NOSE
DON’T FORGET HIS REAR END
WATCH HER SHOWS, PAINT HER TOES
CUZ MY MOM’S, MY BEST FRIEND! (Awww)
He will ALWAYS be MY little man
AND I’M ALWAYS on her Cell Phone plan
THEN ONE DAY, HE UP & MOVED OUT
WONDER WHAT MOM’S COOKIN’ NOW?
COULDN’T LEAVE
‘TIL SHE (I) CO-SIGNED THE LEASE
BUT, OH…
THOSE SON-MOTHER… TIMES!!
HUG ME MORE! HUG ME MORE! MORE! MORE!!!
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