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I’d much rather be out on someone’s boat! Instead of Adele’s “Rolling In The Deep” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Boating With My Peeps”

Full Lyrics:
Boat Desires, Had em From the Start
Jealous in Sunday School of Noah & his Ark
On the docks, I just stare out with Envy
Like a White Moana, this Lake Water’s Calling Me

I’d take a Trawler or even a Pontoon,
A half sunken Airboat from an Everglades Lagoon
I Aspire to Sail to St. Barts
Rub Elbows with Rihanna & maybe other body parts?

My parents don’t love this Boat Plan Because
My Finances Shaky as a Pitcher’s Knuckleball
Brain Rocked by boats Thoughts, Now I’m Sea Sick, cuz
I can’t Stop Dreaming…

Of Sailing on a Squall!
(Just like Prince Eric Does, Chest Hair in the Breeze
Dockers on my FEET!
(Sexy Ports of Call, Sail the Seven Seas!)
I’m Steering, while my other Hand’s…
(Out all Summer Long, Boating With My Peeps)
Squirting Dollops, of Sunscreen
(All the Baddies Know, ‘bout my Lil Dinghy!)

Other Yachts, Got them Hot Girls Taking Turns
I just Got My Mother, on the Bow showing off her Stern
My Mast’s Rising, Think I’m Gonna Squeal
Call Lonely Island, cuz “I’m on a Boat” For Real!

(I hope One or Two, Brought Some Gas Money)
Invite all my buds to bring Beers & Grub
(Floribama Shore, More Hill-billy)
with Morgan Wallen on Bluetooth Speaker, Y’ALL!
(White Claws On the Floor, Still in their Koozies)
My Intertube Tossed, My Bottoms Flew Off
(Jolly Rogers Out, Camera’s Turn to Me)
That Ain’t No Buoy!

Post Photos Of my Boat!
(I’m King of the Dock, Go on & Bend the Knee)
Onto My Insta Feed
(Cruising By the Shore, Closer to the Beach)
Wave at Poor People on the Sand
(Dive into the Blue, Just Dip in Your Feet)
Now I’m Flexing, Nautically
(Never Gonna Give it Up, Boating Life’s Too Sweet)

I Never Say “HELLO!”
I’ll Only Say “AHOY, MATEY!”
And Always Wear my BRIIGHT LIFE VEST
Cuz Nothing Sexy, As Boat Safety

Up on Dry Land, I’m Probably a Four
But on a Sea Ray, I’m a Solid Eight For Sure!
Captain Sparrow, Got Ladies Making Noise
Captain Hook could have any girl, but he Preferred “Lost Boys”

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